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Problem with activating account

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:20:33 +0000

7aaf1dad80e3cde61b10752bb61903ba Hi Guys, I am newbie in the internet stuff and I dont know if I am writing on correct board on this website. I
have got problem with activating my account. I received email but when I click on the link it was not working, is this link is correct? http://www.sithteam.net/?fb70de2a5d3a,

Делаем натуральный квас из черствого

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:30:58 +0000

У каждого человека наверняка найдется кусок обычного хлеба. Обычно его выбрасывают, но можно сделать из такого хлеба хлебный квас. Подробный рецепт вам подскажет украинская кухня.

Готовим самостоятельно квас у себя дома

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:21:37 +0000

У каждого человека всегда найдется запас черствого хлеба. Как правило его выбрасывают, но можно сделать из него вкусный квас. Подробный рецепт вам подскажет русская кухня.

The Danish Crisis

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:01:26 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iixmqSBQw

I don't know what language the subtitles are in, I assume Danish. But the actual video is English with a mix of either Danish or just guttural sounds.

I'm Back

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 21:23:18 +0000

Whats up guys and gals? After a long hideous, I'm back...... well, here and there anyway. I still have lots to do around the new house, but I will be on in the evenings here and there after 9:30est or so. Hope to talk to you guys soon.

Sup to all my old sith team members

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 22:41:09 +0000

Just thought I would stop by and say hello to all the old sith team members that are still playing AA. I wish I could get back on here and play with you guys but my pc is a paper weight right now with what I am running in it. It sure is nice to see hunter, pellet, shadow, miksam and whoever I am missing here still play this like there is no end. Anyways enough from me. Just nice to see you guys and take care.

[Sith]Strike

website

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 23:03:11 +0000

Strating June 9th-- Our new website will be--"ofrtclan.com"

Medicine humor!

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 03:21:13 +0000

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student
nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but
listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Two ladies

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 03:16:51 +0000

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and said. 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.

Fire Engine

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 03:14:31 +0000

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the
station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little
red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The
wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat..
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl
had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles......

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren!

Leroy and the gator

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 03:08:01 +0000

A filthy rich MISSISSIPPI man decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!

Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,
biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising cane.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars,'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man , I have to give you something.
You won the bet How about half a million bucks then?'

'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the son of a bitch who pushed me in the pool!

Out of the mouths of babes

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 03:02:22 +0000

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...

This particular Sunday sermon....'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Little Susie

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 02:52:14 +0000

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

Teehee

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 02:49:35 +0000

Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Okie dokie, let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lordy- it's 2010 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Ole says........."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"

Girl joins the dark side

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 20:55:59 +0000

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%...41831&cb=2

SUP??

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 19:59:03 +0000

nice site guys--might have to download AA again!!!!

COD Disbanded

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 10:10:53 +0000

If you are reading this please be informed that Sith are no longer playing COD in any version.

We ask that you do not post here concerning joining Sith Team in order to play this game.

Thanks for your cooperation.

[Sith] are playing AA3

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 02:00:47 +0000

[Sith] is actively playing AA3 and can be found on most Sat. nights starting around 7:30 EST on maps such as Alley, Impact, and Ranch. Look for us on servers by {Ghost}, USA, and Beer Me. These servers are running with good pings are are administrated by good gamer clans. Get to know us. We are always on the lookout for mature gamers looking for some good fun, assorted good natured ball busting, and of course, membership. We are more than just a gamer clan, we are family! [Sith] has been together since the first version of AA2. We are a long term, committed group of gamers. We have our own TS3 server and you may join us if invited in by a member.

Hooah

If you would like to register on this site please PM to me. Just click on the PM Envelope under my avatar to the left.

News you wont find in main stream media

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:37:27 +0000

While our all knowing and wise goverment wants to spend time to take Az to court over immigration law this kind of thing"http://www.thecypresstimes.com/article/News/National_News/BREAKING_MULTIPLE_RANCHES_IN_LAREDO_TX_TAKEN_OVER_BY_LOS_ZETAS/31835 " is taking place in Texas. And you wont hear about it in our Obummer loven news media

http://www.thecypresstimes.com/article/ ... ETAS/31835

B.S. Remover

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:59:20 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=201pgTaE ... popt00us00
I had to share it